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Now that Bobbie Velvet is back.....and posting and thinking hunting again, I thought it would be well worth stirring the pot and retelling Bobbie Velvet stories........

I will start.

Bobbie Velvet asks to do a hunt in my backyard. “Sure” i say, go for it. Have fun, go kill a doe.

He goes out back to hunt and decides to use his climber because ninja Bobbie says the wind isnt right for my stand. He uses his climber , sets up and kills a deer. Not a big deal, not hard. I ask him where he set up. He shows me the trr which is about 4 inches in diameter. Not fait to the tree to hold his 300lb plus self on a stand. I say “ how in the hell did you climb that and get high enough? He says, “oh, no problem, I got a good 10-12 feet up”? I cant understand how cause its only 2-3 inch diameter after about 8 ft.

a few days later I pull the card on the trailcam and see the pics of velvets hunting set up. There is the picture of him, maybe......5 ft off the ground in his climber?????’

Yes, he was wearing his safety harness......but it would not have helped since he would have hit the ground before the harness tighted up and save him!



So lets hear the Velvet stories.......plenty of them out there!
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Adam, I'll just leave this here...

A tragic film on many fronts.

(Bob has the prettiest nostrils and ears I've ever seen.)

And yes, this was filmed with a potato.


 


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I seem to recall a story that included crossing a stream, wearing trash bags or some such.
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I seem to recall a story that included crossing a stream, wearing trash bags or some such.


I have that picture somewhere.......
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I have a voicemail from Bob and Ken(shoreguy).

I had talked to Bobby earlier that day so it was defiantly a butt dail,the voice mail came in at 12:02am.seems Ken and Bob were night hunting,lots of"slow down".."shine the light to the left".."in the corner of the field,NO!the other corner"..."3 bucks"...Open my beer for me Bobby cus I need both hands to drive".. Back up back up back up deer deer right over there......Is it loaded?

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One of my favorites was when he used Grzy's boots to cross the stream, and left Grzy in bare socks for the crossing. (or something like that)


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One of my favorites was when he used Grzy's boots to cross the stream, and left Grzy in bare socks for the crossing. (or something like that)



just the opposite!  I wore his boots and he had to go to barefeet to cross.........it wasn't until that evening when we got home that he realized I had forgetten my boots and wore his.....
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That was a good day. Paybacks will happen somewhere down the line


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“You used to call me on my cell phone” LOL
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I still sing that in my head Doug! haha. its like a curse. 
Now Im stuck on that stupid KiKi dance he does.

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:ets see:
1. Bob hunted over on my Sudlersville property...the next day my son and his friend hunt there. Sam calls me...Dad I found a range finder, a glove, and an arrow today. Any idea whose it is.....Bob calls me later that day “hey, if anyone finds my range finder, I think I dropped it somewhere”...so we return his $240 range finder, his $8 glove and $10 arrow with a $10 broadhead. should have put it all on the site and sold it as a package.

2. Another hunt, Bob decides that he and I need to hunt in side by side trees. I’m going up the tree with my climber and get to about 12 ft...I hear “psst, psst”...What?...How high are you going up...I tell him 20-25 ft....Bob-“no way” come back down. Bob sets up around 8 ft, I go to 20 ft.....each time I had to take a pee, I pee’d on his side. I then tack up a picture of Raquel on the tree...Bob starts laughing and says “dang, you reallly do have a pic of Raquel”...yep. A doe comes from my left (we are in 2 trees 6 ft apart) an the doe crosses right in front of us about 20 yds. I notice Bob playing with his phone...I let the doe pass by, get about 30 yds out...psst, psst...there’s a deer...Bob “where”...right there, it just went in front of us”...the look on his face was priceless. We did not kill any deer due to the constant peeing, whispering and hand signals for 3 hours to each other.



3. Redneckdave VM story—-true dat

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All true Ken. and I still have your flashlight. HEHEHHE
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All true Ken. and I still have your flashlight. HEHEHHE


So about 10 yrs ago, Bob come to Sudlersville for a morning hunt...we get all dressed ready to take the Long hike back to the back of the property. Bob-“I don’t have a flashlight”. ME-“you don’t need one”. Bob—“I reallly need a flashlight”...sheesh..ok...I’ll let you walk in with my Streamlight (I don’t use a flashlight to walk into the woods in the morning, just let my eyes adjust to light, all good). At the end of the hunt, I forget to ask Bob for my Streamlight back...or better, he forgot to give it back to me. Its been 10 yrs, still no streamlight and he still won’t walk in the woods without a flashlight...sissy!!!!

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Oh this reminds me of a Bobbie Velvet pee story.....

We are hunting in Centreville during the rut. My time was limited that year so I was excited to get in the tree. After several trips back to the truck cause Bob forgot things, we finally get to the tree. Same story climbing......8 ft was his limit.

Cant remember much of the hunt, but as it nears the end i look down and see bob peeing off the stand. A few minutes later we decide to end the hunt. Just before climbing down Bob goes to remove his gloves using his teeth/mouth...........first glove was fine but second glove hits his mouth, starts to pull the glove off when he realizes he had peed all over his glove.
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Velvet stories??

The internet has too many censorship issues for most of The Velvet Chronicles I know.

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I seem to remember a story with Bobbie and grzyBow hunting out of the same tree and grzyBow out of the blue decides to see how far his bow can shoot an arrow. Perhaps someone could re-tell the story?

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As many of you know I do all the back end of this site, the nuts and bolts of keeping it running. BV does all the graphics, etc. You gotta admit, they look great! Sorry, I don't have any funny stories.
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Bloodhound.

True story!

I'm sitting in a tree, and we wont use Gryzbows name, we will call him AZZHOLE to protect his identity on MWC.

HE says to me, I wonder how far my bow will shoot.

So he aims to the sky....and launches an arrow off into the wildness never to be seen of again. I'm sure someone someday will stumble across that arrow and think..WOW, somebody must have missed a giant buck with this arrow... but NOPE! Not the case at all.

I'm sitting there thinking what a dummy to waste an arrow.

HE then tells me, That was YOUR arrow, he slipped one out of my quiver and took that shot.

Boredom drives a fella to do stuff,

TRUE STORY

If your ever in queen Annes hunting off of Spaniard Neck road and stumble on a stray arrow. Yep that's the AZZHOLE arrow.

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I was climbing down out of my climber. I get near the bottom, and I typically jump from the stand to the ground.

Well this one time, I forgot to unhook my safety harness before jumping and I was just at the right height for it to catch me , yank me back, crashing into my climber nearly 3 inches from the ground. Just enough so I couldnt touch the ground and leave me dangling off the tree.

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Bloodhound.

True story!

I'm sitting in a tree, and we wont use Gryzbows name, we will call him AZZHOLE to protect his identity on MWC.

HE says to me, I wonder how far my bow will shoot.

So he aims to the sky....and launches an arrow off into the wildness never to be seen of again. I'm sure someone someday will stumble across that arrow and think..WOW, somebody must have missed a giant buck with this arrow... but NOPE! Not the case at all.

I'm sitting there thinking what a dummy to waste an arrow.

HE then tells me, That was YOUR arrow, he slipped one out of my quiver and took that shot.

Boredom drives a fella to do stuff,

TRUE STORY

If your ever in queen Annes hunting off of Spaniard Neck road and stumble on a stray arrow. Yep that's the AZZHOLE arrow.
That's funny!
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Best of the best.....Not directly hunting but DEFINITELY a classic....when someone hacked Booby V’s account and made the confesssion about himself suppposedly being afraid of the dark.

. Pretty sure that the culprit is posting on this thread already.

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This thread is ol' school MWC at its finest. Only rivaled by Uncle Charlie doling out cigs and huntin' advice to the young 'uns.
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Bloodhound.

True story!

I'm sitting in a tree, and we wont use Gryzbows name, we will call him AZZHOLE to protect his identity on MWC.

HE says to me, I wonder how far my bow will shoot.

So he aims to the sky....and launches an arrow off into the wildness never to be seen of again. I'm sure someone someday will stumble across that arrow and think..WOW, somebody must have missed a giant buck with this arrow... but NOPE! Not the case at all.

I'm sitting there thinking what a dummy to waste an arrow.

HE then tells me, That was YOUR arrow, he slipped one out of my quiver and took that shot.

Boredom drives a fella to do stuff,

TRUE STORY

If your ever in queen Annes hunting off of Spaniard Neck road and stumble on a stray arrow. Yep that's the AZZHOLE arrow.


He actually stole your arrow? Geez.......oh that reminds me .....

Group hunt.......MDJoe sets his bow down and runs off on a golf cart to put some corn at one of the stands........Bobbie Velvet is walking around talking and steps on MDJoes bow......no damage to the bow but broke all but one arrow in the quiver.. He quickly sets the broken arrows together so they look undamaged.

MDJoe comes back, we all grab our stuff and Joe picks up his bow only to have half of the broken arrows drop to the ground.....

And if that wasnt bad enough, Velvet looks at Joe and says, geez, what the hell did u do?

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I sent Bob a text involving a sheep and inappropriate behavior. His daughter picked up his phone and thought it really was him in the pic.
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Cant remember the whole story but I invited BV up to Monkton to do evening hunt and film .
Well I have a perfect set up for filming, two huge trees with hang on stands already in place on the edge of a field with huge ravine on the backside.
I tell Bob, Look I will climb up first step acrossed into the second stand then he climb up and get in the first one.
So I do just that and pull my gear up, im getting settled in and look down and hes still on the ground.. Im telling him to come up ( this was before I knew he was scared of hieghts)

In his head he is saying to hiself .. NO FRICKEN WAY am I Climbing these lags 25ft up .. But I guess he desided hes going to show me and at least make an effort..
So he makes it up 4 of the 14 lags and say No Way Dude cant do it. I could see his white knuckles he climbs down and says I will hunt the ground.. I just fricken laughed.. So he goes over about 60 yards from me theres a mound of dirt in the field and sits on it.. It starts raining like no tomorrow and a  buck comes right under me and is heading to him, Im thinking ok cool he is going to shoot it.. NOPE deer walks past him at 20 yards and no shot.. He says later he didn't want to shoot it but I still think he was sleeping

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